If you wake up in the morning to find your plates stained with what you have not eaten in two weeks, all looking fresh like someone ate while you were asleep. Remember, the pots are still clean, only the plates are

Wetin you go do?


If after spending the last cash on you on bus fare, you were thrown out of the bus with a wrong bag by the driver and other passengers along a very lonely road because of a fight in the bus which was obviously your fault.

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After trekking and crying for two hours, still carrying the wrong bag, it became obvious that no one was going to help you that day.

You opened the bad and saw neatly packed FIVE MILLION NAIRA and a mobile phone with the only contact in it belonging to the police.

What will you do?


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